Bulges Are The Mother of Invention!

A principal rule for any author is to stick to a topic that they know something about. Today, I am going to break that rule and discuss the importance of bodily bulges.

I have just read an interesting article about the invention of the Bra Smart. The Bra Smart consists of a plastic base containing two molded conical shapes attached to a hanger. It is designed to allow brassieres to dry while maintaining their shape. I didn’t realize that drying a washed bra was such a serious problem.

Most women, I am informed, dry their bras either by laying them flat or hanging them on a clothes line so that one cup hangs on either side of the line. Apparently, this doesn’t work too well as the bra loses its shape, wrinkles and the wrinkles then show under their sweater or shirt. The inventor of the Bra Smart not only solved the problem, but sells about 100 a day, for $14.95 each, on the Internet. Now that’s performance!

The success of this novel feminine bulge enhancer ignited my curiosity. If a female’s curves could be made more attractive was there a male equivalent that needed to be invented? The answer is, of course!

Most men do not pay any particular attention to how they wash their under shorts. They simply toss then into the washing machine along with their socks, shirts, blue jeans, garage rags and bedding. They do not give them any special treatment. The time to pay more attention to washing men’s shorts is at hand. And my patent is pending.

The Mister Man, as I have christened it, is a hollow plastic mold that can be filled with starch and inserted into the crotch of any man’s shorts. As the under shorts are washed small amounts of starch spread into the fabric surrounding the crotch and the material stiffens when it becomes dry. The resulting added bulge provides an equal opportunity bulge enhancement to the male, just as the Bra Smart does to the female.

I am thinking that perhaps I will also sell it on the Internet and charge the same price as the Bra Smart. In fact, I might consider a partnership with the other inventor and sell a Mister Man and a Bra Smart as a package set, in time for Valentine’s Day!

Your advance orders can be sent to misterman@hotmail.com. To avoid any embarrassment, all purchases will be shipped in a plain brown wrapper, without any bulges!